Archive for August, 2007

New No Calorie Doughnut Secret Revealed

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

The truth about the No Calorie Doughnut is finally revealed. This image shows the machine which is able to extract all calories from sweet bread. Please spread the word as smuggling this image out cost one of our agents life.

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Mikey Will Definitely Eat This

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

Finally a cereal company has stepped up and put out a product for those looking to start the day off right with a bowl of meat.

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