Angus Garden

Studies have proven babies have a difficult time establishing acceptable hand-eye coordination which is crucial to operating a cellphone or computer keyboard. Too long have parents tried to figure out their child’s current status through outdated analog methods such as sight and smell. That is why we are so happy to announce BabyTweet, the World’s first Twitter client easy enough for a child to operate. BabyTweet is based on the simple accepted fact that babies can be found in one of three states. After a short period of simple association, your baby will be able to notify you and more importantly the World as to their real-time status. Please check back often as we are constantly working on new products.

Update: A reader just pointed us to Hasselt University’s Twoddler. It seems a lawsuit is the only appropriate action to take.