Patroits Plan to Play Greatest Teams Though Time Travel
After some strict criticisms recently concerning holes in the Patriots Defense and on going allegations this season should be marked with an asterisk from confirmed cheating, the Patriots Owner Robert Kraft plans on proving once and for all the best team in NFL history by challenging former great NFL teams.
With cooperation from the Department of Defense, leading time and space warping theorist Dr. David Who and Professor John Frink Jr., the New England Patriots will travel back in time and play against the greatest NFL teams in history. Angus Garden was able to attain the upcoming time travel schedule.
Patriots 2008 Greatest Team in History Schedule
- Feb 10 1991 Redskins
- Feb 17 1971 Cowboys
- Feb 24 1996 Packers
- March 2 1994 49ers
- March 9 1979 Steelers
- March 16 1989 49ers
- March 23 1999 Rams
- March 30 1992 Cowboys
- April 6 1962 Packers
- April 13 1972 Dolphins
- April 20 1985 Bears
Some fans have requested to see the 2007 Patriots play the 2007 Patriots. Professor Frink explains the problem with such a game “Having a game like this is too dangerous. That much talent on one field could cause a rift in the space-time continuum which could form a black hole. Feeding on the “Moss Effect”, this black hole would grow out of control ending all life in this galaxy.”
NFL fans everywhere are understandable excited at the possibility of seeing what many consider some of the greatest games ever played in history. Due to contractual obligations most viewers will only be able to watch these games on the NFL network.