Walmart Now Selling Souls
Walmart has just recently announced a deal with the Devil to sell back human souls. There is no official word on the price but analysts expect the discount to be high.
Walmart spokesperson Angela Green in an official press conference said “We at Walmart strive to offer our valued customers the widest selection of quality products at the highest competitive price. We are so proud today to announce we will be adding human souls to our our long list of great products.”
Walmart has been quiet on the details of the souls but insiders say only currently living souls will be offered for sale. No word has been mentioned if already dead souls will be for sale.
Specifics on the deal between Walmart and the Devil have been released but anaylists for years have been saying the Devil just doesn’t have enough room and was looking for outside investors. Speculation is Walmart has received a large bulk discount which should aid well to their bottom line.
The Street has upgraded Walmart stock to a strong buy due to high demand. The Street expects Walmart to start offering souls in China and Mexico around late 2008 / early 2009.