Blockbuster New Movie Critique Policy

Blockbuster announced today they will immediately start training employees to critique movie selections faster and with more sarcasm.

For some time now Blockbuster employees have been giving customers a healthy sampling of their opinions on movies and games. But this is the first official move taken by Blockbuster to establish a training program for such critiques.

The program will be broken up into categories in the same fashion current movies are divided such as comedy, action, and drama. Emphasis will be on making the customer feel publicly belittled. Classes will be taught by middle market newspaper and blog movie critiques.

Blockbuster manager Ralph Black said he is looking forward to the training adding “Giving the customer the business before he or she would check out was hit and miss at best. Giving us some guidance will give me the confidence to really bust them up on their choices.”

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