Google’s Blame Division Open for Business
Google in yet another effort to help the world will open a new division dedicated to accepting blame for everything wrong with the world.
This official statement was made by Google’s New Project Public Relations Spokeswoman, Brenda Baker: “Whenever possible Google likes to give back and recently we realized we could do more. By setting up our new blame office we can help the world with their guilty conscious. Too many people were being blamed for the problems of the world resulting in mass confusion. Now the world will now have an quick avenue for passing the blame.”
Lawyer Brain Hatcher stated “Since Google has indexed all of the internet’s content, they are responsible for everything that is posted on the internet. Users can not be held accountable for what they write because it is too hard to blame them, but Google is so big and has so much money. They are clearly at fault.”
The United States Government was one of the first in line, blaming Google for the sub-prime fallout, increasing deficit and global warming. More countries are expected to follow including Russia, South Africa, China, and France.